Names

My real name, I hate. My nieces even shortened my name, as a joke, and call me Auntie "___". They know I don't like that either, and do it to pester me.

That being said, my mom sent me this joke. She knows how I am about my name.

A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most: cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Beerfuck," he said.