ramblings- kids

Just some funnies that I found while cleaning out my private cork:

my son decided to make a sandwich yesterday when he came home from school.
usually i buy ham but for some reason i bought balogna... his brother likes it...

so kiddo asks, while i'm here, explaining to someone that i don't know my own cell number.....

"mom? do i have to cook the baloney....or can i eat it raw?"

grins

i know where he gets it from....LOL

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he was 2 and staying at his grandma's house while i was working...
my hubby got home first that day and went to his mom's to meet me there

i showed up and asked...hey..where's "kiddo"??

they then realized he wasn't around....

the front security door was unlocked when i walked in

soooooo
we begin searching outside
inside
back, front, bedrooms, everywhere...

all of a sudden my mom in law calms herself and in a very stern grandma voice, yells out

"KIDDO'S FULL NAME"...You come out right now and show us you're ok..

and from the washing machine off of the kitchen...we hear giggling....
hee hee hee

we opened it up and he was inside the machine...

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kiddo's in kindergarten, and well....he's super bright ...

so they are going round and round the classroom, doing their open court reading lesson

teacher stands in front and says..ok...today's letter is N....
points to a kid and asks for a word that begins with the letter N

so it's going around and around

necklace, noodle, nose....
and "kiddo"....what's your word that begins with N..
((teacher knows my son very well....she requested him in her class...and well regretted it soon afterwards...LOL))

He answers...."Naked"....

all the kids go..."OOoohhhhhhhh..."
and teacher just gives that blank stare for a moment and tells them...yes, Naked starts with the letter N....

and quickly goes on to another child....that poor teacher...he gave her hell that year

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kiddo's big discovery....
after a walk to the drugstore down the road on a walk with his grandma

christmas candy goes down to mere pennies after christmas...

he hit the jackpot!!

i felt bad having to take it away the next day....sigh

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kiddo was 2 ..and was very religious.... he was in church the day after he was born, on ash wednesday.. and went every chance he could go....

anyways...

he was at his cousin's baptimal....and saw them doing the whole ceremony
such a lil guy too....but this lil one decided to take off his diaper when he came home...
and bless himself with his own version of holy water....

i'll let you figure out what he used....

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Age: 2 years

his middle name is Christopher...
after St. Christopher...

well he got so excited with Christmas coming and all...
he decided to change his name....
to "kiddo" Christmas "lastname"...

and when Christmas comes around....we still tease him about it....LOL

every year his auntie gives him a gift addressed to *kiddo* Christmas

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J is my lil sneaky child....
he can start trouble in one place...and when you go to clean it up..he's into something worse in the next...the first was just the ploy to distract

his big fascination was with eggs

he'd sneak into the fridge and get the eggs and
all of a sudden i'd hear

pop

pop

pop

he'd toss them to the ground to watch them explode

he also has an affection for butter

that was a fun afternoon trying to clean it off of the lil fireplace in the den

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oh....and the latest with kiddo

LOL...god this kid really stresses me out sometimes

came home with an order form for cookie dough and stuff.... so it says not to sell door to door

i told him...he could go to his friend's house and ask them if they want to buy...since his friend goes to a different school..

they decided to go selling....and no, i yanked them in the house and said...not without an adult..

sooo he asks to go ride his bike...and sure.... so off they go..
me busy with damn paperwork and the 2 year old...and not realizing he took the form again...so when i finally DO realize....i pull him back into the house and take it away again and tell him he's not to go door to door...
wait for his dad...

he's whining about how they weren't going door to door....
and i'm pissed because we had company that night and had to get things ready and no time to argue... typical...
finally his dad comes home and he wants to go sell.... but dad's busy and can't....and he's already gone door to door...though he swears he didn't....so we say wait til morning

that morning, i asked him....
why did you go door to door..

he looks at me and says....mom...i didn't!!!
yes, kiddo...you did

no mom...(oh....get this...you'll love it)...we went random......