boys and noses
i was sitting here at the pc... talking with one of my old friends....and LMAO...kiddo comes running out of the shower and to his bedroom wrapped in a towel....soooo i look over at his brother who is on the sofa playing with his NOSE.....omg...i can't believe it..his nose....so i ask....DID YOU PUT ANYTHING IN THERE??? no mama..... sure....right...
i don't believe him so i'm watching him from the corner of my eye....he's trying to get something out....and it won't come out
so when he finally does come up to see me.... out of his room comes a half dressed kiddo....mom! mom!!! i smell burning...
now remember...it's hot as hell and everyone is bbqing so him smelling smoke makes me wonder what he's smelling...but he's persistent as ever....so i am about to get up to go look around when J comes asking "mama, help me".... evidently it's time for me to get this thing out of his nose
what's the fascination anyways with nostrils??? sooooooo.... i start having him blow....and we're trying...but i cut off my nails so now i can't pull it...i have no tweezers...i left them in the truck this weekend....so i make him keep blowing....
the whole time kiddo's going on and on about smoke...so i tell him to go look around and sniff for it(because i smell NOTHING)....just as i get j to blow out this huge piece of cheap paper towel from the burger place....he had chewed it up and stuffed a big wad into his nostril....
so off we go to look for the fire/smoke.... kiddo is squealing on and on about it....i'm running around sniffing...feeling outlets....and basically looking for anything that could be warm and causing this smell...
he's finally stopping long enough to tell me the rooms don't smell like it but the hallway does.... ok! Something to work with!
so i sniff and the only thing i can smell is his hair that he didn't wash despite my telling him to do so .....his grandma had used hair spray and gel into his hair to spike it today...but she used too much so it really was pretty bad smelling....
anyways... i tell him that's what he's smelling and he tells me no mom! that's not it....
so i say...what does it smell like???
he is still panicking....telling me....it smells like dried boogers! Don't you smell it??
ahem....
i don't know what dried boogers smell like....LMAO....
well i calmed him down and told his little brother not to stuff paper up his nose
we found another wad up there later...when he decided it was so much fun that he was going to do it again....
half smile...eyes dazed and confused
it's just another day with the boys
i don't believe him so i'm watching him from the corner of my eye....he's trying to get something out....and it won't come out
so when he finally does come up to see me.... out of his room comes a half dressed kiddo....mom! mom!!! i smell burning...
now remember...it's hot as hell and everyone is bbqing so him smelling smoke makes me wonder what he's smelling...but he's persistent as ever....so i am about to get up to go look around when J comes asking "mama, help me".... evidently it's time for me to get this thing out of his nose
what's the fascination anyways with nostrils??? sooooooo.... i start having him blow....and we're trying...but i cut off my nails so now i can't pull it...i have no tweezers...i left them in the truck this weekend....so i make him keep blowing....
the whole time kiddo's going on and on about smoke...so i tell him to go look around and sniff for it(because i smell NOTHING)....just as i get j to blow out this huge piece of cheap paper towel from the burger place....he had chewed it up and stuffed a big wad into his nostril....
so off we go to look for the fire/smoke.... kiddo is squealing on and on about it....i'm running around sniffing...feeling outlets....and basically looking for anything that could be warm and causing this smell...
he's finally stopping long enough to tell me the rooms don't smell like it but the hallway does.... ok! Something to work with!
so i sniff and the only thing i can smell is his hair that he didn't wash despite my telling him to do so .....his grandma had used hair spray and gel into his hair to spike it today...but she used too much so it really was pretty bad smelling....
anyways... i tell him that's what he's smelling and he tells me no mom! that's not it....
so i say...what does it smell like???
he is still panicking....telling me....it smells like dried boogers! Don't you smell it??
ahem....
i don't know what dried boogers smell like....LMAO....
well i calmed him down and told his little brother not to stuff paper up his nose
we found another wad up there later...when he decided it was so much fun that he was going to do it again....
half smile...eyes dazed and confused
it's just another day with the boys
posted by bew at 11:42 PM
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